Bloodlust
and Sir Malikie
One
night, not long after I'd left home, I was visiting Lumberton Shire lookin for a
bit of fun. I'd been fighting all day and was plain whipped, so like most
poor type people, I pulled up a bit of tavern floor and layed out my bunk roll
between a couple of sturdy tables. I
took off my armor and propped my hammer and shield within quick reach.
I had just dug down into my bed and started to drift off to sleep when I
woke up to a shriek that woulda made a stomped banshee proud.
I looked under the table to see Sir Malikie, with a hateful look in his
eyes, hacking on a little gypsy girl. Bodies
are laying all over the far end of the tavern and he heading in my direction.
Well,
I eased up from my bunk, grabbed up my hammer and shield to see what all the
fuss was about and no sooner than I had, he charged at me looking for blood.
He trapped me between those two tables and we squared off.
Now, I'm no slouch when it comes to fighting but I was plain worried when
he smiled at me and came in swinging that magic blade of his.
I blocked his first couple swings, then he gets this evil little grin on
his face, backs off a step and
whips some kinda magic bolt at me. Before
I know what happened, my shield flies outta my hand and lands on the ground with
a clatter. My eyes got big as
saucers and just before he could whip me good and proper, a couple others try to
sneak in behind them. He just
leveled a look at them that woulda scared a boulder outta it's hide and they all
jumped back like he turned into the ogre king of the world.
Fortunatly, that gave me enough time to grab up my shield by the edge
just as he came back at me.
Let
me tell you, he went at me like I never seen.
I blocked best I could with the edge of that shield and my hammer but he
was fighting like he had four arms. My
magic sword barrier thingy goes off as one a his blows got past my defenses and
he kept at me till he backed me clear against the wall with no place to go. Just then, some spell thrower type whips some magic at him
that put him into a magic shell just before he could finish me off.
As
it turns out, the tavern keep had decided to have some fun and throw some kinda
enrager spell at him. He went nutso
and killed about twelve people before he got to me.
All those dead people did get healed up though and the tavern keeper was
given what for by the local noble types.
You
know, all I got outta that was a good story ta tell.
I prolly shoulda angled fer some ale...